i think ubisoft devs should not only post their work from canned projects i think they should legally be allowed to come together and eat the entire guillemot family <3
“what’s your dream job??” Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don’t have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world’s specialist little princess
Ok so according to this the fluid density of Man is greater than that of Woman which in turn is greater than that of having no gender at all. Hypothesis : if you heat them up long enough agender people will float like balloons
“it’s you. it’s always been you.” but said in a resigned tone. tired, giving into persistent ache, accepting it as a truth. almost comfortable in unrequited feelings, but unable to keep it to oneself any longer
Excellent but also alternately:
“It’s you. It’s always been you.” Said in a resigned tone but with an underlying “god fucking damnit” because they are so annoying but feelings can no longer be avoided or denied
i know the ‘is mcdonalds a date’ questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people
reading a quote from marcus aurelius’s meditations to my middle school students at the start of every class has been one of the best decisions i ever made as a teacher, partly because it exposes them to ancient literature but mostly because now i have a bunch of twelve year olds who talk like this
I am convinced that you are always only three people removed from an addict at any given time. maybe fewer than three. for every time I’ve been freaked out about telling people about my addiction, there’s been someone who’s gone “oh, my sister went through that” or whatever. we are out here. everywhere. it’s about time we were treated like normal human beings
ALT
